HERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, AND THEY REALLY HELPED A LOT!!!
1) Shoot up about a 20 bag of heroin, until you CAN'T even remember your OWN name! (this way you can EASILY leave the house; just make sure you don't O.D. FIRST! ;-)
2) Set your house on FIRE! (this way you will be FORCED to leave, or if it STILL does not help, just wait until you start feeling the pain of (& smelling) your own searing flesh BURNING, then you'll be BEGGING to leave the house! ;-)
3) Take a 3 hour tour! (and PRAY that you end up ALL ALONE, on your OWN little island! ;-)
1) Shoot up about a 20 bag of heroin, until you CAN'T even remember your OWN name! (this way you can EASILY leave the house; just make sure you don't O.D. FIRST! ;-)
2) Set your house on FIRE! (this way you will be FORCED to leave, or if it STILL does not help, just wait until you start feeling the pain of (& smelling) your own searing flesh BURNING, then you'll be BEGGING to leave the house! ;-)
3) Take a 3 hour tour! (and PRAY that you end up ALL ALONE, on your OWN little island! ;-)
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Re: NAME THE TOP 3 " THINGS " THAT YOU CAN DO, TO "HELP" GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!
Fri, December 29, 2006 - 11:02 AMdecades ago I tried yr list....
Now my 3 things are my therapist, needing pet food, & I forget the other......
